Because of everything I have going on, my mind is constantly racing. Efficient? Yes. Annoying? Absolutely. I can't get to sleep, and when I do finally fall asleep, I usually wake up obnoxiously early. In fact, it is 6:00 a.m. and I have been in the office for an hour already. I talked to my therapist about this and she prescribed me Ambien CR about two months ago. It works wonders - definitely a quick fix for sleep deprivation - but at 27 years old, I find that when I take it, I need a babysitter.
You see, there's something about Ambien that makes my entire being scream, "I MUST EMBRACE TECHNOLOGY!" This irrational insistence usually manifests itself as long-winded, nonsensical Facebook posts on the walls of anyone unfortunate enough to show up in my news feed. I've also been known to write cryptic emails and send mysterious text messages, and occasionally have very long, important discussions with my husband. When I wake up the next day, I remember none of this. None. My latest Ambien-induced blunder was about three nights ago, when I was going about my bedtime routine. The events as reported to me by Wes go something like this: Ellie woke up extremely congested and wheezy (she has severe allergies and asthma-like symptoms which require breathing treatments and close monitoring). I thought she was so sick that we would have to take her to the doctor the next morning, which made me think I would be late for work. So, I did what any rational person would do: I sent an email from my BlackBerry to all of my co-workers, including my boss. Here is an exact copy of the email, cut and pasted (this is not a joke, I ACTUALLY sent this):
"I'm going to be late, Ellie is very wheezy so we're gonna give her a breathibg trtnt first thing. Could we possibly move the meeting to 11 or I can meetp privately w scoot when I get back. Also I ujusttkk my ambien awhile ago so if I misspell stuff then I'm sorry! The bottom lime is ths: ill be there at some point and maybe someone can tell me how themtg wentm jessy need seepy"
Does this remind anyone else of a drunk-dial? A couple of things to point out: 1. My boss's name is Scott. I'm not sure who Scoot is. 2. I'm not sure why I would be talking about fruit (the bottom lime? Who are you, Jess?). 3. There are words in there of which even I'M not sure of the meaning. 4. Notice how I artfully ended the letter with "jessy need seepy." No punctuation, no indication that the letter was ending, just a random declaration.
I'm not alone in this; I Google'd to find more Ambien horror stories, and there were so many sites that I actually had a hard time choosing which link to include with this email. One story, taken from user Pennemu on digg.com, is as follows:
"This happened to my girlfriend, who's a nurse. She put her Zyrtec and Ambien in the same bottle, thinking that because she's a nurse, she'd be fine. So in the morning she went to take her Zyrtec and accidently took an Ambien instead. Of course I didn't find out what had actually went on much later. So we're sitting in bed watching TV and she starts speaking in a some what slow manner. As this continued, I started to become worried. As I turned to talk to her the bed moved a little, and she yelled at me to stop shaking the boat. Then she started crying because she thought I was a gorilla. And her eyes would close periodically for short amounts of time. After she go over the crying she started telling me about how my left eye hated her and wanted to kill her. While my right happened to be friendly and like her a lot. I believe there was also something about alligators and some chipmunks hanging out in the room to. I was very worried. But all the strange symptoms seemed to subside after about an hour and a half."
Nothing that strange has ever happened to me, but is this Ambien we're talking about here, or LSD?
*Note: Wes and I have now set a policy that I am restricted from any use of technology including internet, email, and phone as soon as I take my pill. So, don't worry, I won't likely be calling any of you to bail me out of jail in the middle of the night.
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Because of stories like this I will not fill my perscription for Ambien. I was perscribed it, and at 3am I've often cursed my decision to not take it. But I talk in my sleep and walk in my sleep anyways so the thought of adding Ambien to the mix frightens me.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the stories are highly entertaining. Tell Scoot hi for me. :)